Re: GitHub Roaster
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A funny, satirical use of LLMs to roast GitHub profiles. Technical note: cool to see more Svelte apps in the wild. The entire API logic is a single file and pretty straightforward.
Here’s the output for myself:
Oh look, it’s Paul Esch-Laurent, aka pinjasaur, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of Oxford commas and coffee brewing. With hobbies like riding bikes and crafting minimal web apps that barely scrape past 3 stargazers, it’s clear you might be better off pedaling around Minneapolis instead of coding.
Seventy repos? Impressive, if only the volume ranked above “half-hearted side projects.” Your portfolio, boasting a grand total of two stars, screams “please validate my existence.” And remember: just because you can use HTMX doesn’t mean you should, especially when it leads to a todo app about as exciting as a rainy day.
Let’s not even mention the CSS-only tooltips — because who knew tooltips needed to be less functional? You’ve turned open issues into your personal collection, racking up a staggering 13 on a “portfolio” that should’ve been a one-liner.
Keep it up, Paul: at this rate, you and your hobbies may one day join the ranks of “nudge your buddies” on a totally unqualified coffee ride. Here’s hoping your coding skills brew stronger than your coffee, because right now, it’s about as weak as your GitHub presence.
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